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  • Every morning for the last couple of months, I see the same thing: fewer deals in my inbox. So it’s no surprise that new data from Pitchbook show a drop in seed funding for the second quarter:


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    From an analysis of the data that just came out in The Wall Street Journal:

    Even funding for seed-stage deals, often the first source of outside financing for companies still developing their products, has taken a hit. U.S. deal volume dropped 11% to $3.9 billion in the second quarter compared with the year-earlier period, the first such quarterly drop on a year-over-year basis in almost two years, according to data from PitchBook.

    “The seed and Series A funding environment is the toughest I’ve ever seen in my career managing a fund,” said Jeff Morris Jr., who manages a crypto-focused early-stage fund called Chapter One. “It will be painful in the short-term.”

    Remember there’s a big lag in this data. Even in the boom times, a round could take 2 or 3 months to close.

    Now, I often see deals sitting out there for 4 months or more. So we won’t see the full extent of the slowdown for another quarter at least.

    That’s probably why Pitchbook shows an increase in seed valuations. Deals in the market today are priced lower.

    I’m seeing around a 30% drop in seed stage valuations. The typical seed round is at $8-12 million post-money.

    These valuations are for strong companies with rapid revenue growth. They often have $250,000 or more in annual revenue.

    Those companies might have commanded $20 million or more last year.

    In this environment, founders are changing their focus. From The Wall Street Journal:

    Amid the chilled environment, investors say even the youngest startups are now being expected to demonstrate they have a clear path to generating revenue and profits.

    I see portfolio companies of mine retooling to focus on revenue. They know that user growth alone won’t cut it anymore.

    They’re also changing their fundraising approach:

    Some seed startups are already struggling to raise Series A rounds, an investment stage where investors typically expect businesses to show clear signs of traction among customers. Many of these companies are now raising extension rounds, capital usually offered from existing investors at the same price as the last round, according to Ms. Achadjian and other venture capitalists.

    I see some of my companies doing this, even strong ones. But unless there’s a new investor coming in to price the round higher, I usually stand pat.

    I want the startup’s progress to be validated in the market before doubling down.

    One interesting nugget in the report: NYC is booming. The Bay Area has done 1,692 deals this year to NYC’s 1,156.

    The Bay Area’s share of funding remains much higher. But this likely reflects big checks going into late stage companies.

    A decade ago, you had to be in the Bay to create a major startup. Today’s late stage companies were founded during that time.

    Now, the market is more distributed. I think you’ll see the New York area catch up as our companies mature.

    In all, the Pitchbook report is concerning but not disastrous. If you’re focused on signing up customers and making them happy, you’ll do great!

    What are you seeing in today’s funding environment? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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    Short sellers are having their worst month since January 2021. From a new Bloomberg report:

    Somehow, the stock market’s worst first half in five decades has morphed into a slaughterhouse for short sellers.

    More big lumps were felt Tuesday, when the S&P 500 rallied 2.8% and bearish traders suffered losses roughly double that.

    About 98% of S&P 500 members advanced, the broadest rally since December 2018. The most-hated stocks jumped 5.5%, eventually delivering pain for bears who were forced to cover their positions to limit losses, going by a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. basket. With the most-shorted basket up 16% in July, the month is shaping up to be the worst for short sellers since the retail-driven squeeze in January 2021.


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    Heavily shorted stocks have not run like this since meme stocks skyrocketed last January. Indeed, meme stocks are causing some of the biggest pain for shorts right now.

    This tussle between the two sides of the investment world has continued this year, and fresh data from S3 Partners, LLC shows that between January and July 2022, AMC short sellers lost more than $1 billion in mark to market losses.

    We’re in a bear market. This is not a great time to bet that stocks will go lower.

    But hedge funds have piled in anyhow, betting against volatile stocks with cult followings. And again, they’ve taken major losses.

    Perhaps some in the hedge fund world are beginning to learn their lesson. I had dinner with a bunch of hedge fund guys last month, and one said:

    “Short selling is a great way to lose money.”

    Now, short selling hedge funds may be forced to buy stock. They cannot fall too far behind their benchmarks.

    Again from Bloomberg:

    “Positioning had gotten very defensive as managers were anticipating additional downside. However, if the market rallies, then they are at risk of underperforming the broader market,” Freeman said. “Shorts are hurting their performance and they don’t have enough long exposure to keep up so they are forced to buy.”

    Short sellers being forced to buy stocks to stem losses…this is the definition of a short squeeze.

    I certainly don’t know if or when any stock will squeeze. But I do know I wouldn’t want to be on the other side of these trades.

    What do you think is next for short sellers? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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  • Some day, I want to look up at a big billboard in Times Square and say, “I knew that company when it was three people. And I saw what it could be.”

    But how do I get there?


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    I’ve been investing in early stage startups for 15 months today. I went from knowing absolutely nothing about the field to a portfolio of 13 companies.

    Here are my top lessons so far:

    1) Pay close attention to margins and scalability. Pure software businesses can scale easily.

    For businesses that sell physical products, it’s much harder. It’s tough to sell 10 times as many physical goods as you did last year.

    In today’s supply chain hell, it may be hard to even find the goods!

    But strong software businesses can grow at warp speed. It’s no wonder that all the biggest winners in startupland are pure software businesses.

    2) Build relationships with top investors. I don’t know for sure who will find the next billion dollar business.

    But I have a pretty good guess of who it might be: someone who has found one before!

    Build relationships and co-invest with investors whose track record is strong. They have the great dealflow you need.

    3) Look at lots of deals. I look at 100-200 deals a month.

    I choose one.

    Look at lots of deals from top investors. This will give you a good idea of what the best companies in the market are right now.

    Those are the companies you want to be in.

    4) Help founders. This not only helps your existing investments, it builds your reputation in the industry.

    The stronger your reputation is, the more good deals will come your way. Plus it’s fun!

    What each investor has to offer is different.

    I’m best at finding new investors for startups. But other angels might excel at marketing advice, product design or something else.

    5) Always keep learning. More than anything, I learn by looking at deals and making investments.

    There’s no substitute for actually doing deals, even if you make a few mistakes.

    Consider them tuition! It’s a lot cheaper than business school.

    I also talk to smart people, read books, and listen to podcasts that teach me more about the industry.

    There’s always more to know, and it’s always changing!

    Here are some great resources:

    Angel by Jason Calacanis

    This Week in Startups Podcast

    The Power Law by Sebastian Mallaby

    Venture Deals by Brad Feld and Jason Mendelson

    Bottom Up by David Sacks

    Lenny’s Newsletter

    This is a field that can be learned. Dig in, find great information, and learn from experience!

    If you’re interested in technology and business, you’ll find it very rewarding! You have a small hand in helping create the future.

    What questions do you have about angel investing? And how can I improve my process?

    Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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  • Another quick delivery startup is struggling to keep its doors open. Beijing-based Missfresh is fighting huge losses and accounting irregularities.

    From a report that broke this weekend in the Financial Times:

    Tiger Global-backed grocery delivery start-up Missfresh is fighting to survive as it shuts operations across China, wallows in an accounting scandal and searches for capital to sustain its business.

    The upheaval marks a stark turn of fortunes for Missfresh, which pulled in more than $1bn in financing from investors such as Tiger Global and Goldman Sachs and gained a $3bn valuation in New York one year ago. Its market value has now sunk to $88mn.


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    Like Gopuff, Gorillas and others, Missfresh opened warehouses of goods across cities. It promised deliveries in 30 minutes or less.

    But it’s losing massive sums of money. In fact, management isn’t even sure how bad the losses are:

    While Missfresh has been unable to issue audited financials or its annual report for the year to December 31, the company estimated losses last year hit Rmb3.7bn.

    Missfresh isn’t the only quick delivery startup getting hammered.

    Fridge No More and Buyk both shut down this spring. JOKR exited the US market and Gorillas has done huge layoffs.

    Quick delivery is a notoriously difficult business. The costs of opening dark stores, acquiring customers, and paying delivery staff are staggering.

    Meanwhile, the competitive market pushes companies to slash prices. The result: terrible margins.

    When a startup like Missfresh charges ahead with growth at all costs, the results aren’t pretty. Even massive revenue growth doesn’t matter if the business can never make money.

    Remember the old joke:

    “We lose money on every sale, but we make it up in volume.”

    As an angel investor, I avoid businesses like this.

    Quick delivery startups are messy and hard to scale. Meanwhile, high costs and stiff competition mean razor thin margins.

    I prefer a pure software business. They’re easier to scale and far more profitable.

    For a quick delivery business to succeed, it must have a laser focus on unit economics. Each additional delivery must be profitable.

    Otherwise, the company can never make money no matter how many deliveries it does.

    Gopuff, the most successful quick delivery company in the US, is laser focused on margins.

    Its gross margins, or profit on each additional delivery, are estimated at nearly 50%. That’s significantly higher than Uber’s.

    The death of one quick delivery startup after another is great for Gopuff. It removes their competitors!

    The carnage in this sector makes me even more attentive to unit economics in my investments. There’s no sense throwing money at business models that just don’t work.

    What do you think is the future for quick delivery? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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  • In over a year reporting on this, I’ve never seen a number this big.

    Fails to deliver in shares of AMC Entertainment Holdings Inc. hit nearly 9.7 million in June. The report, released today by the SEC, covers the second half of the month.


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    The peak came on June 28, with 9,697,393 shares failing to clear. Fails to deliver settled at a still massive 1,907,897 at the end of the month.

    So what are fails to deliver, anyway? A fail to deliver occurs when a trade is made but never completed.

    Let’s say I agree to sell you 100 shares of AMC for $15.07 each. You want the shares and you’re happy with the price, so you agree.

    Done deal right? Wrong.

    I have to actually deliver the shares to you. When I fail to do that, that’s called a fail to deliver.

    Fails to deliver often occur when traders engage in naked short selling. This generally illegal practice involves selling short shares without borrowing them first.

    It’s a powerful way to push down a share’s price. If you can sell stock short without borrowing any, you can short any amount!

    The market is flooded with sell orders and the share price dives. But the trades never get completed.

    Instead, they show up on this report.

    This is a truly incredible number of failed trades. Let’s zoom in on June 28th, the peak for fails to deliver.

    Here’s how many fails to deliver some of the biggest stocks in the market had that day. This can give us an idea of what’s normal, even for far larger companies:

    Alphabet Inc. (Google): 814

    Apple Inc.: 28,223

    Microsoft Corp.: 12,400

    The biggest companies on earth have just a few trades not clearing. Meanwhile little old AMC has nearly 10 million.

    Keep in mind, just because those fails to deliver dropped near the end of the month doesn’t mean the trades ever settled. The DTCC often puts trades that failed some time ago into an “obligation warehouse.”

    After that, these failed trades disappear.

    How can we have robust financial markets when the public doesn’t trust them? And how can the public trust markets when trades that affect share prices never actually happen?

    It’s time for the SEC to investigate this issue vigorously.

    Until then, we’ll just see more bogus trades pile up.

    What do you think is causing these failed trades? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know.

    Have a great weekend everyone! 👋

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  • I think I just saw the future of work. And it is good.

    In an amazing new video from The Wall Street Journal, reporter Adam Falk tours LinkedIn’s completely redesigned headquarters. He finds every sort of office space a human could want…plus free lattes.


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    LinkedIn’s headquarters in Silicon Valley used to look like any other office. Rows of identical desks and the occasional uninspired conference room.

    But after the pandemic, LinkedIn knew it couldn’t bring everyone back into an old-school cubicle farm.

    So it completely redesigned its headquarters for a combination of in-person and remote work. (Hint: it looks a lot like WeWork.)

    The result: essentially every kind of workspace imaginable, grouped into little pods. Soft chairs, high-backed booths, outdoor seating and, of course, private offices.

    I like this variety. The idea is to help people work in different postures throughout their day.

    This avoids aches and pains.

    I’m experimenting with it myself right now! Instead of the table where I usually sit hunched for hour after hour, I’m in a comfy easy chair for a bit.

    I don’t know about you, but my neck is sore just about every day! I’m hoping this helps.

    The variety of seating also helps deaden noise. Those high-backed booths block sound a lot better than an open floor full of desks.

    When I was working in an office, noise was my nemesis. Co-worker conversations could make it very hard to focus.

    And best of all, LinkedIn doesn’t even make employees to come to this beautiful office! Everyone can be remote or in-office for whatever amount of time they like.

    I love working from home. Cutting out a commute and avoiding noise make me a lot happier.

    But it doesn’t work for everyone. My friend Tim*, who is in sales, hates remote work.

    He explained that it’s very hard to get fired up about cold calling when you’re lounging in your living room. And there are lots of Tims, productive workers that love being in an office.

    Then there are other people like my friend Jason*. He might enjoy remote work if he were single, but with a small child and a wife who also works remote, peace and quiet are hard to come by.

    So any larger company like LinkedIn is wise to have at least some office space to accommodate workers like these.

    The one problem I see with LinkedIn’s campus is too few private offices. Sometimes people need a room with a door so they can blot out the world and focus.

    I’d also add an optional, free WeWork membership for every employee. This would be great for staffers that don’t live close to headquarters but still need to get out of the house.

    And at $299 a month, the cost is nothing for a giant like LinkedIn.

    In all, I think LinkedIn did an awesome job! Less pampered workers would be in awe of the glass atria and cozy couches.

    I spent many years in grey cubicle farms and never liked it much. I hope this beautiful office serves as a model and we all work better in the future!

    What do you think the future of work is? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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  • Morgan Stanley has been under federal investigation since February. Now, banks are turning on each other and unidentified sources are leaking information.

    From a report that broke overnight in the Financial Times:

    …according to reports, two of Morgan Stanley’s competitors, Credit Suisse and Goldman Sachs, have gone so far as to alert the US Attorney’s office and the Hong Kong regulator SFC, respectively, about “potential issues” around block trades executed by Morgan Stanley.


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    The SEC and DOJ are investigating Morgan Stanley’s stock trading business.

    Morgan frequently handles large “block trades” for institutional investors. There are allegations that it may have tipped off hedge funds to big sales that could move markets.

    This would allow hedge funds to short the stock before the big block of shares is sold. Such a trade could offer quick, easy profits.

    Why would Morgan do this? Because hedge funds are among the bank’s best clients.

    Hedge funds have “prime brokerage” arrangements with big Wall Street banks like Morgan. Those trading accounts mean lots of juicy fees for the bank.

    Let’s say you want to get or keep a lucrative customer. You might be tempted to give them valuable information, even if it’s illegal.

    Nothing has been proven against Morgan yet. It’s possible that they were just conducting big trades in a straightforward and honest way.

    But watching these big banks turn on each other gives me pause. I have rarely seen major banks reporting each other to regulators, as Goldman and Credit Suisse did with Morgan.

    What’s more, Morgan has suspended some of its block trading staff. Why would they do that if they had done nothing wrong?

    But it’s not just the big banks that are talking. Unidentified whistleblowers are also offering up information on possible wrongdoing at Morgan:

    This noise goes well beyond the normal thrust-and-parry of a hyper-competitive business. Visceral grudges and grievances underlie these complaints; the Feds are on the case; unidentified people “close to the investigation” are briefing the media and naming names; and careers, livelihoods and reputations hang in the balance.

    Perhaps it’s all a big misunderstanding. But my gut tells me where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

    Do you think Morgan and other big banks help hedge funds front run trades? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know.

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  • Major news out of China as over 1,000 protestors in Zhengzhou demanded their savings back:


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    There are runs on several Chinese banks. The depositors, desperate not to lose their life’s savings, are taking great risk to speak out.

    From the Indian Express:

    In a rare large protest in China, over one thousand angry bank depositors, who have been protesting for access to their frozen funds, faced off with the police in Henan province leading to a violent clampdown Sunday.

    Depositors of four rural banks in this central province have not been able to withdraw their funds since April. Sporadic protests have been going on since May.

    Many smaller Chinese banks promised high interest rates to attract deposits. They advertised those rates on platforms run by Chinese tech giants like Baidu and JD.

    Now, these small banks are finding themselves unable to pay those high rates. Worse yet, some banks have been infiltrated by criminals who are siphoning money out:

    In the present case it is being alleged that these banks attracted deposits by offering attractive terms and high interest rates. A report in the South China Morning Post in May said that while Bank of China offers 2.75% a year interest on five-year deposits, the found banks in question were giving around 4.5% a year on their deposit products through third-party platforms.

    Also, a statement by the Henan police on July 10 said that a criminal group had gradually taken control of several rural banks and was moving out funds.

    Behind the peril facing Chinese banks is a weak economy. Intense COVID lockdowns this year have hammered economic activity.

    An overheated property market is also crumbling. This has triggered defaults at major property developers, including Evergrande.

    Something interesting happens when people see depositors struggling to get their money out. They start wondering about their own bank.

    This is how a contagion could spread through the Chinese banking system. Cue It’s a Wonderful Life, without the happy ending.

    The Chinese government’s violent repression of small savers in Zhengzhou may be just the beginning.

    China is in a sensitive period. The 20th Party Congress, enormously important to the Communist elite, happens in November.

    At that meeting, Xi hopes to secure a third term in office and effectively become leader for life. He and his underlings are likely to repress any “disturbance” during this time.

    Already, China’s massive surveillance apparatus is being turned on these small savers.

    Zhengzhou protesters have had their “health codes” turned off. Without the green QR code on their phones, they can go nowhere and do nothing.

    The health code system was created to stem COVID. Predictably, it’s now being turned against dissidents.

    I’m not a particularly religious man, but this Orwellian act reminded me of a passage from the Bible:

    It forced all the people, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to be given a stamped image on their right hands or their foreheads,

    so that no one could buy or sell except one who had the stamped image of the beast’s name or the number that stood for its name.

    Revelation 13:16-17

    I hope these decent, hardworking people will get their life’s savings back. I also hope we always resist this type of tyranny here at home.

    What do you think is next in China? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know.

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  • You did it!

    You closed a big funding round! Time to pop the champagne!

    But you still have one little problem: what are these pesky investor updates?


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    If there’s one thing that really confuses founders I meet, it’s investor updates. Many big investors require regular updates as part of a funding round.

    Meanwhile, founder after founder has no idea what’s expected of them.

    Updates can and should be simple. This is what I want to see:

    1. Revenue
    2. Burn
    3. Cash in Bank
    4. Runway
    5. Highlights
    6. Lowlights
    7. Next month’s plan
    8. Asks for investors

    Here’s an example update I wrote. It’s for my favorite startup, Uber (yes, even now).

    The information is completely fictional, but here’s how it should look:


    Uber – June 2022 Investor Update

    Hello,

    June was a great month for Uber! We saw significant growth across markets:

    Burn: $75,000/month
    Cash in Bank: $1,082,453
    Runway: 14 months

    Highlights:

    • Major growth in new New York City market brought us our highest monthly revenue ever
    • Hired 2 new engineers to build out user profile function
    • Reduced CAC from $45 to $35

    Lowlights:

    • Cease and desist order in Austin, Texas. We are appealing.
    • Departure of a strong front-end engineer

    Next month’s plan:

    • Expand to New Jersey
    • Hire 2 more front-end engineers

    Asks:

    • Intros to strong front-end engineers with experience in Python
    • Lobbyists with connections to taxi boards in major cities

    Thank you,

    Travis Kalanick


    Many founders update their investors only rarely, if at all. And when they do, there’s way too much information!

    This update gives investors all the key data points about your startup. But it doesn’t take tons of time to write or to read.

    So what can updates do for you, as a founder?

    Updates get your existing investors excited about your progress. This makes us eager to invest more even before you ask! 💰

    You also get to put those moneybags to work for you! Your investors have tons of connections and expertise just waiting to be harvested.

    Go with monthly updates, or at least quarterly. If we only hear from you quarterly or even less, that’s fewer opportunities for us to help in a timely fashion.

    Even if the terms of your financing don’t require any updates, send them anyway! You want your investors engaged, excited, and helping you.

    Finally, investor updates are a good idea even for companies with no investors! Call it a “Company Update” and make sure every potential investor you meet gets it in their inbox like clockwork.

    Once they see your diligence and your company’s progress, they’ll be breaking down your door to invest.

    What questions do you have about investor updates? Leave a comment at the bottom and let me know!

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  • A nice young man contacted me recently with an investment opportunity: a nude resort in Mexico.

    I declined. But not for the reason you might think.


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    Are You a Venture Scale Business?

    My decision wasn’t a moral one. I passed because this is not a venture scale business.

    Venture scale businesses are companies that can grow at massive rates. They also have very high profit margins.

    Why isn’t the nude resort a venture scale business?

    Because you would have to build hotels, pools, restaurants (ew) and whatever else a nude resort has. And you’d have to do it at impossible rates.

    Because it involves physical items, it cannot grow at the same rate as a software business.

    A Typical Venture Scale Business

    Venture scale businesses are almost always software companies.

    What’s our obsession with software? You can build a software product and then make it available to as many people as you want.

    Building the product costs a lot. But making it available to one more person costs very little.

    Of course, it usually takes some sales and marketing dollars to land a new customer. And customer support also costs money.

    But a good Software as a Service (SaaS) business generally has a gross margin of 80% or more. This means that for every new customer they get, 80% of what that customer pays them falls to the bottom line as profit.

    Yum yum! 😋

    But Not All Software Companies Qualify

    You can have a software startup with a killer product and great margins…and still not be a venture scale business.

    Why? Because in order to interest VC’s and angels, you have to do more than grow fast with high margins. You have to grow big.

    Really big.

    Venture investors are looking for billion dollar companies. To get there, you have to generate massive revenue.

    The current valuation multiple for high-growth SaaS businesses in the public markets is about 8. This means that for every dollar you make in revenue, the markets give you 8 dollars in valuation.

    So, to be a $1 billion business, you need to hit $125 million in revenue.

    Let’s say you’re making software for wedding planners. No matter how good your software is, it’s unlikely to ever be a venture scale business.

    Assume the most you can charge the wedding planners is $50/month. There are about 23,000 wedding planners in the US.

    So even if you got every wedding planner in the entire country as your customer (impossible), your revenue would be only $13.8 million. Your valuation would be about $110 million in the public market.

    Realistically, you’d probably top out around $40 million at best.

    Why Do Venture Investors Need $1 Billion Companies?

    I can imagine what you might be thinking.

    “Why are venture capitalists so greedy? What’s wrong with a $40 million business? That’s a lot of money!”

    It is! To understand why VC’s are so insistent on getting big, you have to understand how they make returns.

    Most of the investments they make will go to 0. Meanwhile, the few survivors have to become Godzillas in order to make up for all the losers.

    This is the only way they could avoid losing all their money. And if they lose everything, there will be no venture capital for anybody.

    Becoming Godzilla

    Since I usually invest at seed stage, let’s take that as an example. At seed stage, you’re usually 7-10 years from an exit by acquisition or IPO.

    Let’s say the seed stage company has $250,000 of revenue a year. To reach that $125 million of revenue in 10 years, the startup has to grow at about 5.3% monthly.

    That means you nearly double every single year for a decade, on average. In reality, you probably grow even faster than that early on, then taper off.

    Can you imagine the nude resort doubling its business every year? First year 1 resort, next year 2, and 1,024 resorts by 2032?

    Not really.

    Wrap-Up

    I hope this helps explain some of the reasons you get a no from investors.

    It may be frustrating. But they have their own people to answer to: their investors!

    Venture capitalists won’t be able to keep raising funds if their returns are bad. So they have to make sure they pick only the best bets.

    For more on this subject, check out this excellent segment of the This Week in Startups podcast with Jason Calacanis and Molly Wood:

    What questions do you have about venture scale businesses and what venture investors look for? Leave a comment at the bottom and I’ll try to answer!

    Have a wonderful weekend everyone! 👋

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