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  • The Fall of OpenView: Shocking Departures and an Uncertain Future

    Major VC firm OpenView Venture Partners has abruptly laid off most of its staff and stopped making new investments. The departure of two top leaders under murky circumstances appear to have led to the firm’s sudden downfall.

    The Collapse of OpenView

    OpenView’s leaders departed suddenly after a recent fundraise, leaving the firm rudderless. From a new report in Forbes:

    This week, OpenView Venture Partners shocked its employees and the venture capital industry by suspending new investments and laying off half its staff, including all its vice presidents and associates. With the future of the Boston-based firm uncertain, Forbes has learned that the fund made the decision because two of its three leaders — Mackey Craven and Ricky Pelletier — departed, just months after it raised a new fund, sources told Forbes.

    Both seem to have left for personal reasons.

    What Is Going On Inside OpenView?

    OpenView’s fall comes at the most unlikely of times. The firm just closed a new $570 million fund.

    If two of the firm’s top leaders weren’t sure they wanted to stay, why on earth did they raise over half a billion dollars from investors?

    Even if the remaining staff try to keep OpenView going, winning back the trust of LP’s will be difficult, if not impossible.

    Digging Into OpenView’s Returns

    The Information, which first reported OpenView’s problems, has suggested that poor performance could be behind its demise:

    The sudden fall of the firm, which employed at least 74 people and had raised a total of $2.4 billion, could be a sign of rising pressure on VC firms to generate returns in an era of higher interest rates. Its 2020 fund has lost money on paper, according to documents seen by The Information.

    OpenView’s Fund VI, closed in 2020, is showing losses. It’s down about 12% so far, according to the Venture Capital Journal.

    However, taking modest losses in the early years is normal. Years 3-5 can be particularly bloody — right where OpenView’s fund sits.

    Companies that never find product-market fit tend to shut down within 2-5 years. Meanwhile, the big winners take 8-10 years to mature.

    Even the very best investors, like Sequoia, tend to see their portfolios go negative early on. OpenView’s astute LP’s, like MIT, know this.

    Wrap-Up

    I don’t think performance is the reason for OpenView’s issues. I find it more likely that the departed leaders had personal problems we’re not privy to.

    In any case, OpenView’s fall will be one of many in the coming years. Most venture funds have poor performance, and the 2021 vintage is likely to be especially horrible.

    What do you think happened at OpenView? Leave a comment and let us know?

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  • Elon Musk (Part 1): Overcoming the Odds

    “We have reason to believe Elon is retarded.”

    That was Elon Musk’s elementary school principal. Young Elon stared out the window and ignored his teachers, leading them to assume he could not learn.

    Perhaps Elon found their lessons irrelevant. Or maybe he was tormented by what was going on at home.

    A Dark Upbringing

    Elon’s father Errol was a tyrant and a bully. Errol beat his mother, Maye, in front of him.

    “I remember that Elon, who was five, would hit him on the backs of the knees to try to stop him,” his mother recalls.

    The superb new biography Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson tells the story of Elon’s upbringing and business career. I dug into this fascinating book on my recent vacation to Portugal.

    Danger at School

    For some children living in a violent home, school is a refuge. But there, Elon only found more abuse.

    Elon was younger and smaller than the other boys, which made him a target for bullies. They beat him mercilessly with little, if any, provocation.

    Once, Elon was pushed down a set of stairs and kicked repeatedly in the head.

    He could’ve been killed. The injuries he sustained that day would affect him for much of his life.

    “Decades later, he was still getting corrective surgery to try to fix the tissues inside his nose.”

    When he was able to leave the hospital, there was no respite from the attacks.

    “When Elon finally came home from the hospital, his father berated him. ‘I had to stand for an hour as he yelled at me and called me an idiot and told me that I was just worthless.’”

    Everywhere Elon went, he found himself surrounded with copies of his father: violent bullies who attacked him for no reason at all.

    Escape from South Africa

    As Elon grew older, he was able to find outlets away from school and his father. When he was 11, he used his modest savings to buy a Commodore VIC-20, one of the earliest computers.

    He played video games like Galaxia and Alpha Blaster, a welcome escape. He also taught himself to program.

    As he neared adulthood, Elon wanted nothing more than to get out of South Africa. He settled on Canada, where he had cousins.

    When Elon left for Canada, his father said, “You’ll be back in a few months. You’ll never be successful.”

    Making a New Life

    Elon’s first days in Canada were anything but glamorous. He started out cleaning boilers in a lumber mill.

    In time, he made it to Queens University, in Ontario. Finding it pleasant but unchallenging, he later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania.

    After graduating from Penn, Elon went where most ambitious young technophiles were going in the 1990’s: Silicon Valley.

    We’ll pick up Elon’s story there in the next installment of this series!

    Wrap-Up

    I sometimes think I didn’t have a lot of advantages growing up. But reading about Elon’s early life, I realize I had more than I thought. A lot more.

    Faced with condescending teachers and vicious abuse, many people would’ve given up. But Elon only became more determined.

    What have you learned from Elon Musk? Leave a comment and let us know!

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  • Venture Investment in the Heartland Triples

    Venture capital investment in the middle of the country tripled in the last decade, according to a new report from Heartland Forward. Investment reached $55 billion by the end of 2021.

    The 20 heartland states as defined by Heartland Forward

    We’re used to thinking of startupland as reaching a few dozen miles from San Francisco to San Jose. Maybe add on New York, if you’re in a generous mood.

    While those regions still lead the technology industry, the middle of the country is catching up fast.

    COVID pushed fundraising onto Zoom, where much of it remains. This has made it easier for founders all over America to get their slice.

    Opportunities Where You Might Not Expect

    One of the most exciting investments I’ve made recently is in a place you might not expect — Chattanooga, TN.

    Krepling, an e-commerce SaaS company, is growing faster than just about anything in San Francisco or New York. And sure enough, investors lined up with their checkbooks out for its recent seed round.

    If you have an awesome product with incredible growth, you can raise capital, wherever you may be.

    Where the Runway Is Plentiful

    Companies like Krepling have a secret advantage over everyone else — their costs are much, much lower.

    You can rent a 1 bedroom apartment for less than $1000 a month in Chattanooga. Good luck doing that in New York City or Palo Alto.

    Food is cheaper, office space is cheaper, everything is cheaper! All those lower costs mean more runway for your startup.

    Raising money right now is hard. The venture market stinks, it’s stunk for almost 2 years, and it’s not showing any signs of getting better.

    Locating in a reasonably priced area can put your startup in a strong position. And the middle of the country is filled with low cost, beautiful towns to choose from.

    Travel Is Your Friend

    One founder I know who lives in the heartland has a very simple fundraising hack: the airplane.

    Every 3 months, he visits either New York or SF. He meets as many investors as he can on each trip.

    And sure enough, he’s got over $10 million in commitments for his Series A.

    Meeting people in person can help. But you don’t have to live on the coasts to do it.

    A Place to Focus

    “There’s nothing to do here but work! It’s great!”

    That’s what an investor in a small southern town told me recently.

    Every day, more founders are joining him to work in a place where it’s easy to focus.

    For generations, writers have gone alone to a remote cabin to finish a novel. Startup founders moving to small towns to grind aren’t so different.

    Wrap-Up

    Long neglected by the venture world, America’s heartland is having a moment.

    Venture investment is growing faster in the middle of the country than anywhere else. More and more founders are relocating there, eager to extend their runway and minimize distractions.

    I’m excited to see a new wave of unicorns coming from the center of our nation. And I hope to back a few of them myself!

    Are you investing in middle America? Why or why not?

    Leave a comment and let us know!

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  • Pizza and Homemade Mutz at Porta

    A big ball of gooey mozzarella hit the table, drizzled with olive oil. “We’ve got to come to Jersey City more often.”

    This is Porta, an excellent pizzeria on Downtown Jersey City’s lively Newark Avenue. I strolled down the pretty, pedestrianized street and ducked into the restaurant, grateful for the warmth on an unseasonably chilly night.

    The hostess led me to a spacious downstairs area filled with family-style tables. As I perused the menu, my friends Tim and Matt* filed in.

    I settled on the mozzarella appetizer and an arugula pizza.

    The pizza is made with San Marzano tomatoes, mozzarella and truffle oil. It’s baked in Porta’s own wood fired ovens, quickly roasting in the scorching heat.

    Ah, my mutz!

    The mozzarella was creamy and unctuous, perfectly complimented with olive oil. Porta’s chefs make the cheese fresh every day, something you’ll rarely see at a restaurant.

    Make sure to get some bread with it…there’s nothing like piling that cheese on top of bread and shoveling it into your mouth.

    The restaurant is cavernous, and I thought for sure it would never fill up. But just a few minutes after we sat down, nearly every seat was taken.

    The moment of truth — our pizzas were here!

    Mine was piled high with beautiful, crisp arugula. This could qualify as a health food, right?

    Perhaps not — but it was delicious.

    The greens and olive oil provide a perfect contrast to the creamy mozzarella. The crust is crispy and nicely browned by the wood fired oven.

    When a pizza cooks fast in intense heat, the crust is airy and crispy. This is one of the reasons it’s great to go out for pizza: no home oven can reach those temperatures (often 700 degrees or more).

    My friend Matt fell silent as he dug into a plate of meatballs. Conversation grinding to a halt is the surest sign of great food.

    Tim got a pizza I’d never seen before — a carbonara. On top was a fried egg, a lovely touch.

    Stuffed and getting sleepy, we called for the check. Leaving this inviting atmosphere and heading out into the cold was hard to do, but we were already making plans to come back.

    Porta has locations in Jersey City, Montclair, and Asbury Park. The Jersey City location is open 7 days a week.

    Stop in for a delicious pie and some homemade mutz!

    What are your favorite pizzerias? Leave a comment and let us know!

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    Misfits Market

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    I wrote a detailed review of Misfits here.

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    *names have been changed

  • Why Stocks Could Rip in 2024

    Stocks just had an awesome November. But 2024 could see an even bigger rally, driven by declining inflation and the return of retail.

    The Year-End Melt-Up

    The end of the year often sees a stock rally. This fall has been no exception.

    The S&P 500 jumped 8.9% last month, the second best November since 1980. Throughout my time in Porto, I kept checking the market, thinking “I ought to go on vacation more often!”

    Stocks were so beaten down that despite the rally, valuations remain reasonable. The S&P’s PE ratio is in the low 20’s, about average for the last few decades.

    The End of Inflation?

    Equities had a rotten 2022, driven by rapid rate increases from the Federal Reserve. The Fed was hitting the economy with a stick to try to tame inflation — and it worked.

    The Fed’s preferred measure of inflation, the personal consumption expenditures (PCE) index, increased just 0.1% in October. Annualized, that puts inflation at just over 1%, well below the Fed’s 2% target.

    Even year-over-year, the PCE is running at just 3%, not far from the Fed’s target.

    The Top of the Rate Cycle

    Declining inflation means the Fed may no longer need to raise rates.

    Rate increases take time to work their way through the economy. With month-over-month inflation already running below the Fed’s target, why would they risk slowing the economy even more and risk causing a recession?

    Indeed, if the economy is already beginning to slow, the Fed may need to cut interest rates next year.

    A peak in rates could cause a rally. And if we see lower rates, I expect stocks to really rip.

    The Return of Retail

    Although the S&P has jumped 19% so far this year, retail investors have actually been leaving the market. Investors pulled $137 billion from equity funds this year, on top of $54 billion in 2022.

    Many mom and pop investors probably got spooked in 2022. Even with this year’s strong performance, they may be too scared to reenter the market.

    But sooner or later, greed trumps fear.

    If we continue to see strong performance, retail is likely to return. And if interest rates decline, alternatives like high yield bank accounts become less attractive.

    2021 saw $295 billion in retail money flood equity funds. If we see anything like that in 2024, it could push up stock prices significantly.

    Wrap-Up

    This year has seen a significant rally in stocks. But with a strong economy, declining inflation, and lots of retail money sitting on the sidelines, 2024 could be even better.

    What do you think the new year holds for stocks? Leave a comment and let us know!

    By the way, yesterday marked 3 years on the blog. Thanks for a great three years, everybody!

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  • Phishing Scams Skyrocket, Powered by AI

    Recently, my grandma got a phone call. I had been in a car accident and needed money to get home. One small problem: it wasn’t me.

    She almost gave the scammer money, until my aunt stopped her. My aunt contacted me to see if everything was all right, which I assured her it was.

    Scammers nearly took her money using nothing more than a telephone. What happens when they discover AI?

    AI Takes Fraud to a New Level

    Some criminals already have. From a CNBC report:

    Since the fourth quarter of 2022, there’s been a 1,265% increase in malicious phishing emails, and a 967% rise in credential phishing in particular, according to a new report by cybersecurity firm SlashNext.

    “Gone are the days of the ‘Prince of Nigeria’ emails that presented broken, nearly unreadable English to try to convince would-be victims to send their life savings,” [security analyst Chris] Steffen said. “Instead, the emails are extremely convincing and legitimate sounding, often mimicking the styles of those that the bad guys are impersonating, or in the same vein as official correspondence from trusted sources,” such as government agencies and financial services providers.

    AI lets scammers generate content in any language that feels natural and is tailored to the recipient. It can crawl the internet and mention details about you to build rapport.

    How AI Could’ve Gotten Grandma’s Money

    Let’s go back to that fraudulent phone call. What if the voice on the other end of that phone sounded exactly like me?

    With AI, that’s easy to do. A couple hours of a person speaking is all you need to make an AI voice that can say anything.

    At that point, even my aunt could’ve been fooled. Shoot, anyone could be!

    I expect to see scams like this targeting the elderly very soon, if they’re not operating already. The best approach is to do what my aunt did — independently verify the facts.

    Stopping AI Scams

    The best way to stop AI scams is to take a page from the financial industry and adopt Know Your Customer (KYC).

    AI models are powerful. Prolific users of them should have to provide identifying info like driver’s licenses.

    You’re going to think twice about scamming people if they have your photo ID on file.

    Putting a price on mass e-mails would also help stem the tide of fraud. Why should anyone be able to send a billion e-mails for free?

    Charge the sender even a penny each and they’ve got a bill for $10 million. That message better be worth it.

    Not only that, but you’ve got their payment info. If the messages turn out to be malicious, you can easily track the sender down and arrest them.

    Wrap-Up

    AI is a powerful tool that can do enormous good in the world. But all powerful new technologies have a dark side.

    We should adopt KYC standards for major users for AI models. This will help us ferret out scams and make sure AI is used for good.

    What do you think the next AI scam will be? Leave a comment and let us know!

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  • How to Spot Vaporware

    Every now and then when I ask a founder for a demo, he can’t give me one. That’s because the product doesn’t exist.

    Let’s take the example of a restaurant reservation platform.

    Rather than building out the tech, some founders just start advertising to restaurants and diners and taking reservations. When a reservation comes in, they make a call and book it manually.

    This gets a marketplace going. The problem is, it doesn’t scale.

    Only Software Scales

    If you have a few reservations coming in, it’s not hard to make a call and book on your own. In fact, it’s a lot easier than building an app to do it!

    But what if a dozen turns to 100 turns to thousands? You can no longer do it manually unless you hire an army.

    And if you do that, you have a low margin call center, not a high margin tech business.

    Time to Grow Up

    I don’t see any problem with going the Mechanical Turk route at the very beginning. It can be an easy way to see if there’s demand for your service.

    But as soon as you see a little traction, start coding. A successful company can grow so fast it surprises you.

    If you’re still doing everything manually, don’t pitch investors. You’re wasting your time, and you’re wasting ours.

    Technology investors invest in technology, not call centers. Bring us some tech!

    Finding Vaporware

    The best way to find vaporware is to ask for a demo, every single time. Never, ever invest unless you get one.

    If for whatever reason a founder can’t even use his own product, he’s not qualified to be a founder. There are 0 valid excuses here.

    Some types of businesses are particularly prone to vaporware. Marketplaces are the biggest offenders, in my experience.

    Doing some hocus pocus behind the scenes instead of actually writing code is tempting. The customers won’t care, right?

    That’s all well and good until you realize your business cannot grow.

    Wrap-Up

    As investors, it’s our job to funnel money to the great companies and cut off the bad ones. Any company that cannot build a product doesn’t deserve investment dollars, period.

    It’s our job to assess that product. A demo is the best way to do so.

    Keep your eyes on the product and customers and you’ll find some awesome investments!

    Have you encountered vaporware? Leave a comment and let us know!

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    This platform lets me diversify my real estate investments so I’m not too exposed to any one market. I’ve invested since 2018 with great returns.

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    If you decide to invest in Fundrise, you can use this link to get $100 in free bonus shares!

    Misfits Market

    I’ve used Misfits for years, and it never disappoints! Every fruit and vegetable is organic, super fresh, and packed with flavor!

    I wrote a detailed review of Misfits here.

    Use this link to sign up and you’ll save $15 on your first order. 

  • Venture Capital Is a Terrible Asset Class

    Everyone raising a venture fund will tell you they plan to 3x your money, at least. But it turns out, almost no one can do it.

    David Clark of Vencap International ran an analysis on nearly 1,200 funds covered by Pitchbook. Most haven’t even returned 2x their invested capital, much less 3x.

    Clark’s Analysis

    Clark’s analysis looked at funds from 2000 to 2015. Any fund from 2011 or earlier should’ve exited its investments by now, so I wouldn’t expect them to show higher returns in the future.

    Some of the newer funds are still holding investments that haven’t gone public yet. This may increase their returns somewhat, but performance is likely to remain middling.

    What Performance Should We Expect?

    I cannot stress enough how abysmal this performance is.

    A median return below 2x is far worse than you’d see in stock index funds! The S&P 500 has averaged a 10% annual return since 1957.

    In 10 years, that gives you a 2.6x return on your money. And that is with total liquidity at all times.

    Moreover, your money is in big, blue chip companies. That’s a lot safer than fledgling startups.

    Under no circumstances should you accept a lower return than that in illiquid, speculative companies. Investing in venture only makes sense if you can make 15% a year, minimum — or a 4x fund over 10 years.

    Why Does Venture Have Such Rotten Returns?

    The problem in venture is supply and demand.

    VC assets under management are growing at 20% a year. Meanwhile, there are still only so many great startups.

    Too much money is chasing too few good companies. Especially at the later stages when winners are becoming apparent, this leads to inflated prices and poor returns.

    Fat wallets also make investors lazy.

    Why not rip $10 million into a crypto company with no product? We’ve got billions to play with!

    What Kind of Funds Win?

    A few funds still produce amazing performance. Susa Ventures I is one such fund:

    The fund was small, making it easier to run up a big multiple. It’s a lot easier to get to 5x if that means you have to produce tens or hundreds of millions in returns, rather than billions.

    Each year, there are only so many big exits to go around. You don’t want to have to be in a decacorn in every fund just to get a decent return.

    What Does This Mean for Me?

    My “fund” is microscopic. That makes it much easier to get a big return, since I don’t need a monster exit to make it happen.

    If I take the money I have earmarked for the first 3-4 years investing (a typical fund life), I only need a single exit of about $2.5 billion to hit that 15% a year benchmark. The rest of the portfolio could go to zero.

    Hitting a unicorn isn’t easy, but since I’ll be making around 36 investments in that period, I think it’s feasible.

    What’s more, I invest much earlier than most VC funds. That gets me into deals at low prices with a lot of upside.

    Wrap-Up

    Anyone considering investing in a VC fund should be extremely selective.

    Look for smaller funds with strong track records. And carefully consider whether you need to be in this asset class at all.

    Those boring index funds perform surprisingly well!

    What do you think of VC performance? Leave a comment and let us know!

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  • In Porto

    I sat on the shore, watching the red sun descend into the ocean. This was truly a beautiful place.

    I just spent the last two weeks in Porto, Portugal, in the country’s north. This seaside town filled with beautiful architecture and great food is a must-visit!

    The Douro River and central Porto, seen from the lovely Palacio do Cristal.

    Let’s Eat!

    For me, food is the focus of any trip. On my first night, I had dinner at a real old school Portuguese restaurant: Murça No Porto.

    Located right in the center of town on the aptly named Rua de Alegria (Happiness Street), Murça No Porto dishes up traditional Portuguese food to locals. I ordered caldo verde, sardines and potatoes, and walnut cake.

    The soup was richly flavorful, made creamy by pureed potato, something I’ve never seen before. The sardines were fresh as could be, and the walnut cake was deliciously fluffy.

    All that, plus bread, any drink you want (including wine), and a coffee was less than 9 euros. That’s under $10 US.

    Good luck doing that in New York!

    Azulejos and More!

    But there’s more going on in Porto than just food. After dinner, I took in the vivid azulejos of Capella das Almas.

    Azulejos are traditional white and blue tiles containing intricate images. They cover churches and train stations all over Porto.

    They can even be found on a humble rowhouse.

    Mercado do Bolhão

    Okay, back to food. 🙂

    I stopped at Mercado do Bolhão, a lively market selling everything from wine to live shellfish.

    This market is home to the naughty fishwives who made fun of Anthony Bourdain when he visited to film Parts Unknown. In fact, I think I saw the naughtiest one at her stand — although she seemed to have cleaned up her act.

    This market is a must for any visitor to Porto. The sheer variety is mesmerizing, as are the smells of cheese, port, and fresh pasta.

    I grabbed a bola de berlim and strolled past the stands, taking in the atmosphere. A bola de berlim is a cream-filled donut bigger than your head. They’re everywhere in Porto, and not to be missed.

    The Hospitality of the Portuguese

    Unfortunately, I picked up a nasty stomach flu a few days into my trip. But it was this sickness that showed me how great the Portuguese are.

    I was to meet a young tech company founder named João the next day, but had to postpone. That night, he brought soup and light snacks to my hotel, the only thing I was able to eat.

    All this, for a person he hadn’t even met yet! What a great country.

    The next day, I met him and his lovely girlfriend Flor. We strolled through the verdant Parque da Cidade and then took in the surf crashing into the seacoast at Foz.

    Getting to Porto

    If you’re looking to take a vacation, I can’t recommend Porto highly enough. And you can even get a direct flight from Newark airport!

    The fantastic Santo Inácio Zoo — very much worth a visit
    Livraria Lello, a beautiful bookstore that inspired Harry Potter

    I stayed at the very central Eurostars Aliados, which was excellent. Get the breakfast — it’s phenomenal!

    In this wide world, I am so grateful for all the beautiful places and kind people. And that I have the privilege to experience them.

    Have you been to Portugal? Would you like to?

    Leave a comment and let us know!

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  • Never Let a Founder Pay, and Other Do’s and Don’ts

    I sat down to coffee and dessert with one of my founders recently. At the end, he tried to pay the tab.

    I had to explain to him what might be the most important rule of investing…

    Never Let a Founder Pay

    If you’re taking a founder out to coffee, lunch, you name it…always pay the bill.

    Founders bust their butts for us. It’s the least we can do.

    This goes for founders you’ve invested in and even those you haven’t. Don’t forget, many startup founders are barely scraping by financially.

    One of the best early stage VC’s told me this rule:

    “A founder remembers everything you ever did for them. Every drink you bought, every lunch tab you paid. Even when they’re running a billion dollar company.”

    Be Classy When a Company Fails

    The founder I was having coffee with had just sold his company. It wasn’t a huge success — we basically just got our money back.

    He was afraid I’d be upset. Quite the contrary — I was delighted to have my capital returned!

    Unfortunately, some investors lash out when a company doesn’t become a big success. One sent him an angry e-mail when the company was acquired at a modest price.

    Folks, never, ever do this.

    No one feels worse than the founder if he failed. There’s no need to pile on.

    If you’re investing in startups, you signed up to take losses.

    Take your lumps like an adult. And don’t forget to thank the founder for all the hard work they put in.

    When a company fails, you see an investor’s true colors.

    It’s easy to be nice when everything’s going well. But when times are tough, the knives come out.

    Keep Confidential Info Confidential

    As an investor, you’ll be exposed to tons of confidential information. It’s your job to keep that information confidential.

    No company wants its most critical information blabbed all over town.

    Never share anything that’s not public information unless the founder gave you permission. This includes the deck, deal memo, P&L, or even the fact that the company exists.

    Pretend you’re in the CIA. It’s on a need-to-know basis.

    If you want to introduce them to another investor, ask for permission to share the deck. If the founder gives you the okay, it’s fine to share it with investors you trust.

    And in terms of sharing public information, the more the better!

    Give your founders some love online. Like and retweet their posts.

    It helps them find more customers!

    Wrap-Up

    We investors are in a privileged position. We get to sit all day in judgement of some of the most innovative companies in the world.

    Let’s be classy while we do it. Keep private information private, don’t whine if a company fails, and pick up the check.

    As top angel Jason Calacanis says, “dealflow is destiny.” And your dealflow depends entirely on your reputation.

    If you follow these do’s and don’ts, you’ll be well on your way to building a great reputation as an investor.

    What’s the worst investor behavior you’ve seen? Leave a comment and let us know!

    This is the last blog until Monday, November 27th. I’m heading to Porto, Portugal on vacation!

    If you’re going to be in town, let me know!

    Have a wonderful Veteran’s Day and Thanksgiving, and I’ll see you on the 27th!

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